Christmas.

Christmas just isn't

Christmas

without someone you

care about.

***

Anyways. Happy time. =)

DEAR...

Yeast - Thank you for the special lump of coal. It's really WARM.

Johnny - Thank you for the expensive iPhone. I'll try and not drop it so often.

Ee Wern - Thank you for the 280 candy canes. I'll meet up with a dentist next year.

Wayne - Thank you for the.. um... never mind. It's lovely, btw.

Lim Wee Tek - Thank you for the cool super nintendo, whatever that is. =) I'm sure it'll be fun.

Benson - Thank you for the...awesome football? Maybe I'll just keep that aside for now.

Lee Kok Yung - Thank you for the wonderful key to your heart. =) I'm sure I'll be using it for a long long time.

Jay Lim Zhi Pei - Thank you for the amazing car. Wont be needing it til I'm older, though.

Kristy - Thank you for the cash *ahemAUSTRALIANDOLLARS*. I'm richer now. >=)

Lysander - MY. HOW DO YOU KNOW I WANTED THAT PINK CAMERA?

D.K - Thank you for the nice iPod. =) I love all the songs in there. ;)

Cuan - Thank you for the pig. It'll always remind me of you.

Guan - Thank you for the socks. It keeps me warm. =)

Frank - Thank you for the Frank doll. I hope it likes tea parties. Not to mention the other gifts you gave me : *ahem* Gun, Bomb, Bullets and err... I'll skip that. =) Lets go rob a bank tonight.

Shi Khai - Thank you for the REALLY AWESOME Jay CD. Shall listen to it everyday. ;)

Charlotte - Thank you so much for the vacation trip. Tho it would be nice if you come with me so I'll know who you are? =)

Angel - Thank you soooo much for the lovely cloth. I love it. =) I just wish I know who you are, though.

Ashwin - Thank you so much for the really random bull. And I do appreciate that you'll shoo me out of the class every morning next year more politely.

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING.


Tho I didn't exactly get 50 presents like i wanted to, 44 is nice too..

Over and out.

Randomness.

"The wind picked up rather suddenly, sending the Minister's notes for his speech and other rubbish flying across the grass"

Q.: Does 'too-tee-too-too-too' actually mean anything?
A. : Yes, it does. Russian hotels it means two cups of tea to Room No. 22 please.

In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan “Come alive with the Pepsi Generation” came out as “Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead.”

Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan “finger-lickin’ good” came out as “eat your fingers off.”

When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to say “It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.” However, the company’s mistakenly thought the Spanish word “embarazar” meant embarrass. Instead the ads said that “It wont leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.”

An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope’s visit. Instead of the desired “I Saw the Pope” in Spanish, the shirts proclaimed “I Saw the Potato.”

In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into Schweppes Toilet Water.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of your underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own a*s?

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today- no ice cream.

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

*pokes guard*
Layin : Want some peanuts?

From a Japonese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Coolesand Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

Yes, I'm random. x) But that's not very random YET.

*Opens Layin's mind*

1. Are there any left handed monkeys?
2. Is waterproof coffee bean invented?
3. Left handed screwdrivers...
4. Pink coloured gold.
5. A one way elevator.
6. A portable grand piano.
7. A blond Chinese.
8. Can you swallow twice in 1 second?
9. Is big foot left handed?
10. Do ants have brains??

HAHAHAHAHA.

***

"It's like a pregnant woman telling you, all you have to do is push." - Clarissa.

LOL.

Over and out.

Translations.

Ever wonder how English ppl are supposed to order food in China?


Well, they have this really wonderful machine to translate menus for them.


Watch and learn ppl.

Retchup? MEAT SAUCE? Things just get better. I think I'll take the Dlum juice Mexico cilliy sauce please. Oh. And add the sheet iron too. Thank you.

I think I'll have...Coca coca for myself... what's that, darling? Oh yes, my two daughters would like Sprit and Sankist. One each.

o.o So am I supposed to pay the fish a soup?

Hmmm... This cowboy leg tastes like chicken.

I never knew cowboys are for sale.

So is it or not??

I don't know about you but I suddenly lost my appetite.

Strange..... I'm not hungry anymore.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. xD

Over and OWT!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

Dear Santa, I know I'm going have a wonderful Christmas today knowing I have such wonderful friends who are willing to waste 3 minutes of their life just to get me a Christmas present.
***

Thank you SO much.

Jeremy Sze - Thank you so much for the um... nice dentures. It's the most umm.. special gift I've ever gotten so far. Thank you. I'm saving it til I'm 70 kay.

Kerrissa - Thank you darling for the shot of Tequila. :) I love you too and merry Christmas.

Chun Kit - Thank you for the lovely Frappuccino. Tho I still have no idea what that is.

Jon Tam - Thank you for the pretty key to your heart. I'm gonna keep it safely in my pocket. x)

Kok Wee - Thank you for the trip to Hawaii. I've ALWAYS wanted to go there. :D Now I can sit back, and relax.

Prime - Thank you for the AWESOME optimist prime robot EVER. Maybe I'll start a collection. :)

Yaspan - Thank you for the COOLEST car. x) And thanks for dropping me a present too. :) I'll drive that car EVERYWHERE. Now drop me a driver's licence, would 'ja?

Thank you guys SO MUCH. =)

LOVE YOU GUYS LA WEI. x)

Over and out.

Christmas Presents.

YAY!! 1st day and ALREADY I got more than 10 presents!! Thank you guys SO MUCH.

***
Lemme ask you a question.

WAS I A GOOD GIRL

THIS YEAR?? :D

If it's a yes, scroll all the way down, AND LEAVE ME A PRESENT!! :D Pwease? :)

***

Dear...

Jemmaline - Thank you for the nice Christmas sweater. It'll keep me warm when it snows.

Calvin Chew - Thank you for the GREEN CASH. It'll be my Christmas shopping money.

Frank Lee (get it? Frankly? nvm.) - Thank you for the cool guitar hero and CDs. They'll pass my time.

Gwen - Thank you for the lovely key to your house heart. Now I can steal your stuff enter your heart.

Santa Clause - Thank you for the... err... *blush* pink lingerie. That's very.. thoughtful of you.

Ryan - Thank you for the cutest pet rock. It'll keep me company.

Ashley - Thank you for the Mistletoe. ;) It's gonna gimme my first kiss. ;D

Someone - Thank you for the... *blush* nvm.

Ghost - Thank you for the blackest lump of coal. It'll make sure I won't freeze to death.

Wild Boar - Thank you for the err... SOFTEST tissues. It'll help with my flu during Christmas. *blows nose*

Randy and Admon - Thank you for the CUTEST GUY EVER. xD THAT IS A REALLY AWESOME GIFT.

NOW...

SPECIAL THANK YOUs TO...

Ee Quin!!
For the MOST AWESOMEST MOST BEAUTIFULEST iPOD EVER!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!

Sarah Tan!!
The iPhone is DA BOMB WEI. Not in a it's-gonna-explode way. In a I TOTALLY ADORE IT way. :) Thank you THANK you THANK YOU!!!


OMG la. I love you guys so much. Especially the Ee Quin and Sarah. =( I'm gonna miss you two LOADS when Form 5s are gone. *sniff sniff*

Sigh. Oh well.

Over and out.

Tagged by Amber.

1. Compose a list of your top 15 sexiest famous men cutest guys you like.2. Collect one picture of each guy on your list.3. Post them in your journal.4. Tag 15 people nobody to do the same. =)



#15 Hayden Christensen

#14 Jesse McCartney

#13 Shane West - A Walk To Remember.

#12 Shane - Westlife

#11 Shin Koyamada - Wendy Wu


Whatever la okay. =( Don't laugh. You know I have weird tastes in guys.




Okay now TOP 10.





#10 Justin Chon - Wendy Wu / Twilight

#9 Ricky Ullman - Phil of The Future.

#8 Dylan Sprouse - Zack and Cody.#9 Nathan Kress - iCarly

#8 Josh Peck. xD - Drake and Josh (WHAT? HE'S CUTE LA OKAY)

#7 Aaron Yan

#6 Mike He

Now.... TOP 5.

#5 Ikuta Toma

#4 Lee Jun Ki


TOP 3.



#3 Won Bin - Autumn in My Heart.

#2 Koike Teppei <3

And now.... DRUMROLL PLEASE!!

*drumroll*

#1....

*scroll down to view*

*go on... halfway there....*

*almost...*

*don't kill me...*

JAMIE HYNEMAN!!! =3

xP Well, I'd better run before you come after me!!

Over and out.

Jonathan Tam.

Hey. I know I'm late, but yea.

BIRTHDAY JONATHAN!!

His birthday was on the 7th December (Sunday). Which was also the day I found out I was in the papers, thanks to him. :) Yea. Apparently he (together with Rachel, and Clarissa, kinda. xD) was the only person who cared enough to tell me I was in the papers. *rolls eyes* But yea. Thanks Jon, I really appreciate the fact that you cared enough to tell me.

oh OHHH. Kerrissa!! My darling Kerrissa!!! =D She was in the papers too!! haha. x) Me love Kerrissa. :) Me love Kerrissa when she is very very lame. Me love Kerrissa when she is very very lame together with I. Okay I need to stop the bad grammar issue. But yea. I love you Kerrissa dear!!! And you know that. =)


Well like i said. HAPPY BITHDAY JON! May all your wishes come true. ;)


Over and OUT.

Never knew.

Hey, have you ever wondered whether you MIGHT have family members that you don't know of?


Okay so maybe you're not as blur as me. But yea, I FOUND OUT I HAVE 4 COUSINS!! Awesome, right?

And I never knew I had them as cousins. Moreover, I never knew I had little cousin brothers. THREE OF THEM. To be exact. And to make things better, they have a little sister! But I think she hates me cause everytime I grab her lil hand, she pulls it away.

Hmph. Fine.

...


Do I look that scary to you, HUH?!

*stares at picture of self*

err... Okay so maybe I do. Whatever. Deal with it. =)

But still, I AM VERY CUTE INSIDE.

*stares at mirror*

And maybe not.


Argh. Whatever la right?

Maybe I'll post about Genting later.

Right now.


TIME TO PLAY WITH MY COUSINS!!

Gosh that sounds weird. =/ But who cares la, right?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Over and out.

Genting

HEY PEOPLE!! xD

I'm super tired now. Not to mention super in pain. =( I kinda.. well... kena gastric again.

Yes people, AGAIN. =/ Eesh. I really need to start eating.
Amber : I told you so.





So anyways. GENTING WAS FUN WEI. xD Especially the part where I have retarded conversations with Rachel, her sister and her friends.



Retarded topic #1.

Farting chickens.
Melissa : We saw this rubber chicken that farts when you press it yesterday in a mall. (or something like that. I can't remember conversations okay?)
Rachel : Okay, so my sister bent down to tie her shoe lace and I pressed the button. xD
Layin : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



Retarded topic #2.

Sugar Glider
Rachel : I want a sugar glider!! It's so cute!! It'll glide when you toss it.
Layin : I thought it was called 'sugar DADDY'?
Everybody : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Layin : *blush* I THOUGHT!!!
Rachel : I can imagine tossing that guy out of the window. xD
Melissa : Poor guy.
Rachel : *mimes tossing that guy out*
- guy : so you'll call me then!!! -
HAHAHAHAHAHA. So desperate. xD

And I can't remember the 3rd retarded topic. =/


ANYWAYSSS. Genting = nice. And not to mention 2(and a half) out of 5 of my wishes came true!!


Ahhh. =) Genting is really a magical place. =)

Wanna know about my wish?

1. HE will be somehow be there.
2. I'll meet someone I know.
3. HE will suddenly start talking to me again.
4. A cute guy will come up to me and say 'hi'.
5. I'll meet a cute guy and we'll become friends. =)

Yea yea. Stop saying I'm desperate okay. =/ Well, as you might guess, every wish with the word "HE" didn't come true. So #2,4 was SO COOL. And 5, well, half half. I would happen if I talk. Lemme explain. Read on if you must.

#2. After walking around for sometime, I saw Kimberly (form 1). We hugged and kept repeating "omg". xD

#4. We were eating at Kenny Rodgers and then this SUPER cute guy came up to me and asks if the chair beside me is occupied. Well, it still counts as Hi, right? xD

#5. While waiting for our last right (which is only the 3rd), behind me was this guy and he was playing a game with his friends. If was really funny. xD So I started giggling. Then he turned around, looked at me and smiled. I smiled back la. :) And then I walked away and his friends kept pointing at me and nudging and laughing. Lol. Now I just regretted not stopping and ask for his email address. =( But we were in a hurry to leave!! Sigh. He was SO AMAZINGLY CUTE WEI.


Chill Layin... chill.. It's JUST a guy. I'll load photos later. xD


So yea. It started pouring RIGHT WHEN IT WAS ABOUT OUR TURN TO GET ON THE ROLLER COASTER. So much for that 45 minutes waiting. Pfft.

Oh OHHH. Snoworld!!!!! xD I LOVE THAT PLACE WEI. It's so... snowy... and COLD... and and and... ICEY.
Gwen : Isn't it always, Layin. =.=

Hahaha. It was fun throwing snowballs at Rachel and Melissa. And having her and Melissa toss snowballs at me. x)

Oh OHH. And we saw clowns!! And I said 'hi' to every single clown I saw. =) Hahahaha. So like me, right?

And we spent like, RM28 trying our luck to win a prize. xD


Yea. Oh and the cable car. xD lols. Aiyah you had to be there lah. =)


Over and out!

Awesome.

Winnie's the 1st to GO TO my blog. =) HAHAHAHA. (happy, Gwen?)

Yay Winnie!!

And Gwen is the 1st to GET my blog link!!

YAY GW-

Nah. I'll pass this one. >=) HAR-HAR GWEN, HAR-HAR.

But yea,

I LOVE GWEN THO.

Gwen : I thought my name was Gwen Yi?

And Amber was the 1st to know about it! (i think).

GO AMBER!

***

hmm. Yesterday night was okay.


I went to look for a new phone. I picked Samsung F-480. It is SO COOL WEI. With touch screen and all but too bad it's really, really slow. =(


So yea. Now I'm stuck. The perfect phone isn't so perfect after all.


I need a new phone.. ARGH. Any suggestions??

Hopefull it has/is...

• Touch Screen.
• A really really nice camera.
• BLACK.
• Elegant
• COOL.
• Memory card.
• Overall, REALLY REALLY NICE.

=) Well, if you have any ideas, my cbox is right at the side. Thanks. xD

Soo... Any suggestions.. anyone?

...

Anyone??

Guess not.

OH WELL. I'm on my own then. xD


Ok ok. wait. THERE'S BETTER NEWS (at least for me).

I'm ALLOWED TO GO TO GENTING WITH RACHEL.

Whoooooo~!! And it'll be my 1st trip THERE WITH MY FRIEND(S)!!! Awesome, huh? =)


Ahhh. I love my dad. xD


Over and out. =)

Sogo - Genting.

Man, WAS THAT TRIP TIRING OR WHAT?

Man : I pick or what.
Layin : No one asked you.
No one : I did NOT.
I : Who called me?
Me : No one.
No one : I DID NOT!!!!
*5 hours after talking to myself...*


Well, we went ALL the way to Sogo, and found out that THERE WASN'T ANY NICE CLOTHES.

At least, there WERE. But my mom and her moodswing thing kinda made the whole trip so POINTLESS.


Ever stupid dress I pointed at, she'll just shake her head.
Me : BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT DRESS!
Mom : Aiyah don't make so much noise. *walks away*

Wheeee.... FUN. -.- And people wonder WHY I prefer to go out with friends. Pfft. I have all the reasons to.


**
Rachel invited me to Genting. =)

I said.. RACHEL INVITED ME TO GENTING.

Rachel Jiam x)

Yea, I'm kinda shocked (and very surprised) too but well, still, we were once pretty close friends. :) I still remember when we used to call each other at night just for the sake of talking. xD

Ahhhh. Good times... good times... =)


Lol. xD


HAHAHAHAHA. Oh well. I'mma go soak my feet in warm water now! The heels I wore WAS(and still is) KILLING ME. Eesh. Who KNEW they would hurt so much after walking for 4 hours?!



Over and Out.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHI KHAI!!

To my dear friend,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

SHI KHAI!!

Hahahaha, 15 years ago today, angel sent me an early gift. xD He sent me a friend to care for me. =) And I thank that angel now.

I know it's weird coz we just met this year. But he's super nice. Super, SUPER nice. :)


Okay well, I hope he'll have a great day today. =)

Amber : You're happy that he's born, aren't you. =.=



Err... MOVING ON. Today's a GREAT day. =) Finished all my homework, and now I'm doing maths. x)

Then I'll get started on his birthday present. Shh... I'm making him a card. Not much, but yea. I have too much time. =/

I hope he likes it.


Hahahaha. OK ok.


over and OWT PPL!

4x4x4 Rubik's Cube. heh. =)

2 weeks ago...


I went to watch a movie with Rachel jiejie. You know. My cousin?




...



Right, maybe you don't.



We went to watch Mama Mia. HAHA GWEN, HAHA. >=)
(Gwen couldn't come along, you see. HAHAHAHAHAHA)




Yea well, the movie was OKAY i guess. Hahahaha. Kind of sick?
HAHAHA. I SEE GWEN BANGING HER HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD!!
Calm down Gwen, CALM DOWN. It's just a show. xD


Before that, we had 1 and a half hours to shop. The show started at 4, you see. And after lining up for 15 minutes to get 4 stupid tickets, we went shopping. From 2.05 all the way to 3.35pm. xD



I went to Mid Valley's MPH to look for my homework - Kidnapped. By R.L Stevenson.
NOTHING.




So I went to buy a 4x4 Rubik's Cube instead.




IT'S SO CUTE! And it's only RM84 something!! xD WORTH IT.


Too bad I don't know how to solve it though. xD



I kinda even broke it in the mall but managed to force that fallen-out-piece back in!! Yay me!!!



Now it's OKAY i guess...



HAHAHAHA.





My day was okay. Had some retarded convos with Gwen over the phone. xD Don't worry, I SOMETIMES WONDER WHY I EVEN KNOW HER TOO. :P



That's my 4x4 Rubik's Cube and my 3x3 one. xD I named the left one 4x4. And the right one Rubix. BRILLIANT NAME, HUH?! Hahaha. And when I 1st bought my 4x4, it's already mixed up. =.= STUPID PPL.




Hahaha. Me going online trying HOW ON EARTH DO I FIX THAT STUPID THING.



Over and OWT! =)