Resume.

Gwen said i should post it. :) And therefore. I shall. Lol.


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Sanjay Hajimoko Ramachandran Samivalu Putria Prrrrratap
66, Jalan SJ 33,
Taman Enam Tiga,
36633, Kuala Kangsar,
Perak.

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Mr. U. R. Fayerd
Principal of Tadika Kindergarten
Lot 66, Jalan Tiga,
Nambersix Garden,
63366, Pantai Harapan,
Terengganu. 3 JUNE 1999


Dear Sir,

Re : Application to Apply for Part-Time Kindergarten Teacher and Counsellor.

Regarding to the above title, I hope to get a part-time job as a teacher and since I adore children (also known as kids), I hope to be a part-time kindergarten teacher. I am writing in response to your advertisement in http://www.idesperatelyneedmoneyfast.com/ on 1st June 1999. I believe that I am capable and suitable for the job since I love children and kids, which are the same thing. I will explain why you should hire me.

2. I don't mean to brag, but I am perfect for the job. Being the eldest in my family and having to share my room with 15 more siblings (yes, 15) since young I have been trained up to be tolerant and to have leadership qualities. I guess those qualities come with the package of 15 screaming babies. I also have a unique sense of humour. Have I ever mentioned you have nice hair? Tho I've never really seen you before, but yea. You get my point.

3. I am a very friendly person. I make friends easily regardless of age. I am sure the kids (also known as children) in your kindergarten would appreciate and extra friend. I am also a very interested person, as you can see from my name. I was brought up in a very....unique family, also, as you can see in my name.

4. I am very skillful. I can pronounce my name backwards, spell my name backwards and also, break my elbow and attach it back (cool huh?!). and it only took me 3 years and several major surgeries to enable myself to do so. I enjoy entertaining and teaching children, not to mention patient enough to hear their problems out for example, a serious situation such as being abused by parents or in other minor cases, losing their Superman eraser, making an "oopsie" in their pants and also the most frequently heard, "He called me fat!" tho I have no interest in solving them. Attached is my resume and certificates that might come in handy.

Thank you and I do look forward to your reply.

Yours faithfully,
Sanjay Hajimoko Ramachandran Samivalu Putria Prrrrratap
(SANJAY HAJIMOKO RAMACHANDRAN SAMIVALU PUTRIA PRRRRRATAP)


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Sanjay Hajimoko Ramachandran Samivalu Putria Prrrrratap

Residential address : 66, Jalan SJ 33,
Taman Enam Tiga,
36633, Kuala Kangsar,
Perak.
Race : Japanese-Indian with a dash of Hawaiian, Japanese, Chinese, Portuguese
Gender : Male - Or at least, since last checked.
Telephone number : 03-63663333 (residence)
Handphone number: 013-3636363
Email address : obsessedwithnumbers3n6@yahoo.com
Date of birth : 6th March 1963
Age : 36 (my favourite year)
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CAREER OBJECTIVES

Long term

• To increase my experience in teaching field as well as counselling.



• To learn baby talk.



• To use my knowledge and help children (eg. Never borrow money from a loan shark when you grow up - personal experience)
  
  

Short term

• To earn enough money to pay my debts
  
  

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EDUCATION

- I can't remember -

Primary level

January 1979 - November 1983

• SJK (C) Fei Chai
  UPSR - 1A, 1B, 1C, 1D, 1E, 1F (ABCDEF :D)
  

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Languages

• English - Fluent in written and spoken mediums


• Mandarin and Cantonese - Fluent in written and spoken medium


• Japanese - Fluent in spoken medium


• Tamil - Fluent in spoken medium


• Hokkien and Hainanese - Basic skills in spoken medium


• Korean, Hawaiian, Hakka, Arab - Can count from 1 to 10

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ACHIEVEMENTS

So far... Nothing. I DID manage to juggle 3 grapefruits yesterday tho for 2 times.

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PERSONAL ATTRIBUTES

Lazy but extremely honest

Although I am lazy, but I am extremely honest which is why you should hire me. In fact, I owe the loan sharks RM10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 and I have no idea how to pay them back. Honestly, I can care less.

Unreliable but optimistic

Altho I promised to pay RM10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 back before next week, I crossed my fingers. But, who cares right? I have free pork heads (no offence to the Muslims k? (: ) to eat everyday since I've borrowed such a great amount of money to gamble. They always hang it outside my house everyday at 8.00am sharp when they find that I'm not at home. Those idiots do not know I'm hiding under my bed.

Cool and special

I have chosen your kindergarten due to your address. I am a very cool and special person. I have a cool nose ring for the kids to play with. Also, I can touch my nose with my tongue. I am sure the children will like me

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LEISURE / INTERESTS

Women.

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THE END!

Over and out :D

Chinese Yoyo Club

YES PEOPLE. I can't believe it either!

WMS has its first CHINESE YOYO CLUB ACTIVITY TODAY. :D

President : Zhi Pei.
Vice Presi : Lay Yin
Treasurer : Hui Yi (meh, she wants to touch money. LOTS of them)

Oh and don't forget, AMANDA. :D She's an instructor.

Today we basically just grouped them. But we're gonna have to group them all over. =.= since Amanda doesn't like her group members. And we're getting new students. And some of them are better than well, some of our instructors. *cough*

And you know what's the most awesome part?


I got to talk to Duckie. :D


Okay. So lets put all personal stuff aside. Overall it was okay lah. =/

Taught them how to tie string, how to spin.

I even have to write letter to leave the monitors meeting early. *rolls eyes*

But it was worth it I guess.

Xin Yuan didn't have fun. Pfft. I had fun teaching him. :D

"I SAID STOP LEANING AGAINST THE BENCH!"

Hahahahaha. Inside joke :D

Maybe I had fun coz Chun Kit was there. No layin, it was Duckie and him. SHUT UP, BRAIN. =.=


Okay so basically. I was focusing more on Wee Teck and Xin Yuan. I DELIBERATELY LEFT NICHOLAS AND SAY LOONG ALONE. =.= I'm sorry guys. =(

Oh. And before school ended, we had fun "inventing" names for the tricks as their English translations? STUPID.

Ah well. =) I'm so sorry if you guys thought it was boring but hey, I HAD FUN. :D

THANK YOU ZHI PEI, HUI YI, AMANDA for making all these possible. :D

Over and out.

Layyin.

You know what?

I need clicking lessons.

Seems like I can't click something WITHOUT clicking twice...

Argh. So everytime when I send a message in the chatbox, TWO same messages are sent.

Eesh.

Today was okay. Art was (amazingly), FINE. x) Didn't get scolded.

That, and my day was AWESOME.

So maybe it didn't start off well. But it had a splendid ending.

Just a random fact,

I don't think me having so many names is cool. I mean. YEA, I DO LA. I mean. ARGH. I wanna be proud of myself. Just for once. I have them for special reasons. Amanda's mom gave me the name 'Lynn'. My Australian 'parents' gave me the name 'Ling'. Arthur gave me the name 'Layin'. Uncle Alan gave me the name 'Jennifer'. And I know it's lame. But I like it a lot. Fine, so maybe it's rather complicated when I have to introduce myself. And it's rather hard for me to remember what name you use to call me. But I love my name. Every one of them. =)

*no offence to anyone who thinks it's lame*

And my birthday wish came true. I finally had a proper conversation with another girl called Lay Yin. 6 years. Since 1st March 2002. (not 7 coz it's not March yet)

*ahem* quote quote "I wish to have specs when I grow up (OMG. DON'T ASK WHY. I SO REGRET WISHING THAT NOW) and talk to a nice person called Lay Yin." - note : It's translated. Actually the name part I wrote my Chinese name, but nyeh, close enough.

- wo zhang da hou *when i grow up* yao ke yi *(I) want to be able to* dai yan jing *wear specs* he zao yi ge hen hao de ren *and find a very nice person* jiao li ying *called Lay Yin* jiao peng you *and make friends* -

And you think writing diaries since young is bad. Pfft. So making friends is a little too much. =) Talking online is fine enough.

I take my thoughts back. Jessica (Layyin) was friendly after all. And I kinda like the way she calls me 'girl'. :) It reminds me of Darius. It's rather weird though, when we call each other. I feel like I'm calling myself. And she feels like she's talking to herself too. HAHAHAHA. :D

God, I thank You for giving me the sudden urge to find people named Lay Yin. Or I'd never have come upon Jessica and Vivian who were so nice to me the whole time. And I thank You for letting me find my childhood diary again before it was sold to the old-news-paper-man.

I'm really sorry I thought she wasn't the friendliest person to know before knowing her well. She is friendly. And OOOH. Pretty too. *envy envy*

And Layyin's right. I SHOULD blog what I want. =/

So THERE.

STOP. TELLING. ME. THE. MISTAKES. I. HAVE. DONE. OVER. AND. OVER. AGAIN. LIKE. YOU'RE. SO. GREAT.

you know who you are.


O.o So random. But yeah, I just wanna spill that out.

There. Felling all better. :D


Over and out.


*Dear Layyin,

I promise I wont use your name to talk to your friends or reply your messages or invade your life in any way at all. A promise is a promise. So no need to worry.

-Layin.*

Names - Lay Yin.

I'm really sorry about my mood swings lately. =(

Well, I'm feeling much better now. :)

I promise to be much nicer to you guys. :( Really. I'll be more patient, I SWEAR.

But don't take advantage of that. =.=

That, and 2days ago (11-2-2009 *Wed*) at 1am in the morning, I had this sudden craving to find people named "Lay Yin".
So I googled my name. :D
What a good excuse to do so, no?

I found LOADS. There's Ng Lay Yin, Lays Lay Yin (cool), Seah Lay Yin, Lay Yin Tan (www.linkedin.com/pub/6/532/198.com), Lay Yin Tang (from Japan), Lay Yin Chong etc etc. So cool, RIGHT? :D

So later on, to be more specific, I googled "Tan Lay Yin" and guess what?

I FOUND PEOPLE WITH THE SAME NAME AS I. Or at least, I found a girl called Jessica Tan Lay Yin. Wow RIGHT?

(for those of you who don't know my amazingly long name, it's Jennifer Tan Jemmaline Lay Jessica Yin. Shall I add the rest?
-Layina.
-Layin.
-Lyanna.
-Lynn.
Etc etc. *if I continue, I will NEVER finish my homework in time.)

Actually I found Jessica's blog. It was rather nice. :) And then there's another girl called Vivian Tan Lay Ying. Like, WHOA. :D She was really, really friendly. And guess what? I think she likes Jay Chou songs TOO. :D

Ah it's getting late. =/
Early, actually. :) 12.30 in the morning.

AND MY HOMEWORK'S ONLY HALF DONE.

Eesh.


Over and out.

PS : I found this too. www.thestar.com.my/education/story.asp?file=/2008/12/7/education/2654044&sec=education.com

Busy.

Okay. So maybe I DO need to take some time out to keep this blog alive.

Anyone knows how to do Blog CPR?

Mine's dying. AGAIN.

Eesh.

Okay umm lets see.

This week has been fine so far. :D

Tuesday we didn't have Sejarah and Art. *Starts dancing around crazily*

Then today we didn't have double science. :D *Continues dancing*

And gymrama seems fine.


PJK time was scary. :O
So maybe I shouldn't run and laugh loudly when I'm having cough.

Laughing = Can't breathe
Coughing = Can't breathe
Runing = Need to breathe.

Do the math.

I ended up sitting on the floor coughing and breathing at the same time.

NOT a good sign.

I blame Gwen for the laughing part.

Nevertheless, awesome week this has been.

Reminder : -

• Need to stop sending 50 messages a day.
• Get a valentine.
• Get a new crush.
• Make sure new crush is either same age, or older.
• Stop talking crap.
• Stop typing crap in blog.

I guess that's all.


Over and out.

Layina.

Layina.

TADA. MY NEW INDIAN NAME.



Everybody : You have too many names lah.
You : No I don't.
Everybody : Not you, you. Her, you.
Her : What?
What : Yes? Someone called?
Someone : No i did not.
I : I did what?
Someone : Not talking to you.
You : NOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME?? T.T
Everybody : STAY OUT OF THIS.




SO....

Layina. So awesome right? :D
Sounds like hyena(sp?) though. =/
But hey. I laugh like one.
So whatever.

Gwen : You? Laugh like a hyena? HAHAHAHA OH PLEASE LA. A HYENA CAN LAUGH BETTER THAN YOU OKAY. *and on with the insults* AND AND AND THE HYENA'S TEETH IS STRAIGHTER THAN YOURS.... *blah blah blah*


...


I hate you people.
You : You hate me?
Me : You do?
You : I do what?
I : Pardon?
Layin : SHUT UP!!


Geez.

And I just found out I let my name out.

And ummm. The picture. I'm ugly in real life.

SO YEA. PLEASE DON'T STALK ME.

(not like anyone would want to)

over and out.

Tay Lay Yin.

You people have issues with my name. =(


See? SEE?? That's my donation form!! :D

Tada... 23 ppl!! hehe. x)

I bet you just went up to check the 1st picture to see whether my name was spelled wrongly or not.

And if you didn't.. You just did.

Is it really that hard to spell my name correctly ah?

And you know what? LAST YEAR'S LEO CARNIVAL THEY SPELLED MY NAME WRONGLY TOO.

T.T everyone hates me.

Over and out.

Randomness.

"The wind picked up rather suddenly, sending the Minister's notes for his speech and other rubbish flying across the grass"

Q.: Does 'too-tee-too-too-too' actually mean anything?
A. : Yes, it does. Russian hotels it means two cups of tea to Room No. 22 please.

In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan “Come alive with the Pepsi Generation” came out as “Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead.”

Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan “finger-lickin’ good” came out as “eat your fingers off.”

When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to say “It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.” However, the company’s mistakenly thought the Spanish word “embarazar” meant embarrass. Instead the ads said that “It wont leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.”

An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope’s visit. Instead of the desired “I Saw the Pope” in Spanish, the shirts proclaimed “I Saw the Potato.”

In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into Schweppes Toilet Water.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of your underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own a*s?

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today- no ice cream.

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

*pokes guard*
Layin : Want some peanuts?

From a Japonese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Coolesand Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

Yes, I'm random. x) But that's not very random YET.

*Opens Layin's mind*

1. Are there any left handed monkeys?
2. Is waterproof coffee bean invented?
3. Left handed screwdrivers...
4. Pink coloured gold.
5. A one way elevator.
6. A portable grand piano.
7. A blond Chinese.
8. Can you swallow twice in 1 second?
9. Is big foot left handed?
10. Do ants have brains??

HAHAHAHAHA.

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"It's like a pregnant woman telling you, all you have to do is push." - Clarissa.

LOL.

Over and out.

Translations.

Ever wonder how English ppl are supposed to order food in China?


Well, they have this really wonderful machine to translate menus for them.


Watch and learn ppl.

Retchup? MEAT SAUCE? Things just get better. I think I'll take the Dlum juice Mexico cilliy sauce please. Oh. And add the sheet iron too. Thank you.

I think I'll have...Coca coca for myself... what's that, darling? Oh yes, my two daughters would like Sprit and Sankist. One each.

o.o So am I supposed to pay the fish a soup?

Hmmm... This cowboy leg tastes like chicken.

I never knew cowboys are for sale.

So is it or not??

I don't know about you but I suddenly lost my appetite.

Strange..... I'm not hungry anymore.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. xD

Over and OWT!!