Saturday, July 25, 2009

Idiotic post.

Dear Layin,
(Aww... "Dear" huh? how SWEET.. :D)

Last year, was the year i met you..
You were the nicest person whom i have ever met
you had the lamest jokes
The loveliest singing voice i have ever heard
(you're right.. you ARE good at BS-ing!! :D)

I told myself that i was the one of the luckiest person in the whole world to be one of your close friend.....
(yep. A pro alright.)




but then
when love broke loose
(when WHAT?? o.O)


our friendship went of that split second
*snap*
(Actually. It took months for me to realize you're annoying. so yea.)


I felt so sad and miserable..
(And I felt so miserable knowing you.)


And to think I actually liked talking to you last time...
(Hope you're happy we wont be talking anymore now! :D)


So I'm letting you know how I feel...
(Don't get me started on how I feel.)

What the F*** is your problem?! (You wanna know? Okay. You are.) I mean you have a boyfriend and you start being rude to me. (O.o so you're saying... getting a boyfriend made me rude to you. wha?) I mean you nvr apologized to me. (for getting a boyfriend?) For example, you don't apologize to people directly but instead , you apologize through your F*** stupid gay boyfriend of yours indirectly. (One, how did i apologize through him? Two. You're calling some innocent guy gay and stupid. And you say I'M rude?) I mean, who is dumb enough to do that?!!!! You, of course..... (You're calling me dumb AND rude.. Anyone who agrees? Well, there is one more line after this.. but i can't remember.)


My mom was right (what does your mom have to do with anything?)
You are a attention getter (1st of all, your grammar. 2nd, speak for yourself.)
You get attention from ppl bout talking bout your"miserable " life.
(1. My life has nothing to do with you. At least, ANYMORE.
2. If you can't take me trusting you with my personal life, then just walk away already.
3. You have no rights to rank my life.

4. You honestly want me to start with how YOU get attention?)


I mean don't you consider yourself lucky??
(to know you? No, not anymore.)
You know that there are children around our age who doesn't have parents
(yeah. they're called ORPHANS sweetheart.)
and you talk bad bout ur parents
(And you called your mom CRAZY! :D And THEN YOU CRIED! :D Exhibit A for "attention getting".)


For example you complained about your birthday.
(I see you're the wrong person to complain to.)
You know there are orphans who doesn't have parents? (yes. which is why they're called orphans.) You have parents and you complain about them! (Doesn't everyone? I mean, YOU definitely complained about them.) I mean, some of them might never had celebrated their birthdays, or had a cake in their lives... And some of them might not even know their own birthday! (And your mom knows yours, remembers yours, celebrated yours, bought you a cake.... and you called her crazy. Makes sense..)



i tried to get our friendship back how, you may ask?
(Not gonna ask how. Will asking something else tho - what friendship?)
Well, i VOLUNTEERED to buy your birthday cake!!!!!
(Yes. And I said thank you. Blogged about you. Thanked you publicly. What more do you want? me to kneel in front of you saying how awesome you are in front of the whole school?)
Tho there is one more person who din pay and i duno who... (Are you trying to be funny or showing everyone you hold grudges?)

I told you that i will be there for you and support when you hv a boyfriend...
(OH. THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU CALLED HIM GAY. =.=)
I have always supported you because you are my close friend and i dun wan to lose our friendship...
(Which is why you called my boyfriend gay and stupid, called me rude and dumb.)


Well you know what?
(what?)


I AM BOUT TO TELL THE WORLD BOUT IT...
(O.o my secret? I feel like Hannah Montana now.)
Yep i am and there is no way that you are gonna stop me
(unless i fly to your house and give you one tight slap, which is what i feel like doing)
well, here's goes...


XXX AND TAN LAY YIN ARE TOGETHER!!!!
(Yep. You're a good friend alright. So good, i never want to see your face again.)

Tan layin is a *fills in blank* and i hate the way she treats me.
(What a friend. And you have the nerve to apologize?)

And to top it all off , i used to like her boyfriend...
(What does THIS have to do with anything?)


XXX,
If you are reading this, then fine! I used to like you for 2 whole years even before she liked you.. so Tan Layin , if you are sad , go cry to your little gay boyfriend!!!
(already did, thanks. Is this how you treat your ex-crushes? No wonder you're single.)



Layin, i have one request to ask of you...
(yea?)

Is it that hard for you and I to get back our friendship?
(Well.. after all these.. what do you think?)
Because i totally miss talking to u......
(So because you miss talking to me, you called me a b*tch, crapped about my boyfriend, said bad things about me, tell me your mom doesn't like me, let out my secrets and totally ruined my life...)




P.S. Readers ,

if you think that i am a bitch
I am not
I am just letting out of my chest because i have been in this situation for 4-5 months!!!!!
(so you chose to blog and tell everyone my secret.)
And please dun ignore me
i have feelings like you ppl do....
(Yes. I have feelings. So how do you think I'm feeling after reading what you typed?)
I juz dun like the way she treats me...
(I just don't like you.)



CHEERIOSSS!!!





*****
Black was what that PERSON wrote. Red is what i want to say.

You voiced out. So why can't I?

Just that I won't sink as LOW as YOU did.

My friend said you did that out of pure hatred.
I said that you did that without a brain.
And my statement makes more sense.
No?


Just so you know?

- I don't need you.
- I'm happier off without you.
- Your post gave me a good reason to say "Get lost.".
- You brought this up upon yourself.
- I want nothing more to do with you.
- Leave me and my life alone. You're no longer welcome.
- Stop asking stupid questions.

Anything else i want to say?
I don't care about cookies.



Don't give me that dumb look.
Acting dumb doesn't solve anything. It just makes you look stupid idiotic.... I'll put it in words you understand... DUMB.
No, you're not cute.
You're not funny either.



Pay attention when i tell the class something. I do NOT like repeating myself.
Laughing at your own lame jokes is just plain WEIRD.




And stop apologizing. God, I KNOW YOU DESERVE THIS ALREADY. =.=

And honestly? Jump off a building for all i care already. I'm not being mean. You pushed me this far. At least I've one less problem to worry about after that. No sorry. I'd be FREE after that.

YOU threatened suicide if i don't talk to you. I regretted not letting you just do so
I'M gonna suicide now AFTER talking to you. Being too nice will kill me one day.

Seriously,
How long more and how much more are you going to lie?
From what i see, as long as you're alive.
Come to think of it, the suicide issue isn't such a bad idea.

I wouldn't mind if you tell me the truth.
But no, you chose to lie. And every(stupid)thing else.
And so? I choose to not care about you AT ALL.
*Unless regarding to IMPORTANT class issue*
NOTE : IMPORTANT. SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND.

You don't do something wrong then LIE AND BLAME OTHERS.

You don't do something wrong then FAKE A STORY AND GET SOMEONE ELSE IN TROUBLE.

And? You CERTAINLY DO NOT LIE WHEN PPL TAKE THE TIME OUT TO TALK TO YOU DESPITE HOW MUCH THEY DON'T WANT TO.
This just shows that I've wasted my time, learnt my lesson, AND WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. SO STOP PICKING UP USELESS TOPICS TO TALK TO ME ALREADY.



I mean, HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
You'd probably ask, "Layin....wat is shame yea? o.O" AND THEN GIVE ME THAT STUPID DUMB/BLANK LOOK.
==' So let me save your time wondering and just tell you...


IT'S SOMETHING YOU LACK.





Over and out.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Trials?

You know. I hate reverse psychology.

Brain : Must...Blog...today.......
Body : SMS SMS SMS SMS.

Brain : Must...go....study..........
Body : BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG.

SO HERE I AM PEOPLE! :D


I'm so proud of myself. No?

*ahem so yes*

Should be studying Geo :D But meh. Crap that.


Madam M : Now... I want to see your revision timetables tomorrow! Make sure you do it!! You have to learn to organize your time.. 1 and a half hours for each subject will do.. (what?) I want all of you to study 4 and a half hours a day.. so three subjects in one day then... all the way until PMR! And you must sleep early! Go to sleep at 11pm... (you call that EARLY?! -can't say anything coz i sleep at 2 in the morning?- No WONDER YOU HAVE WRINKLES)

...

Me to Claire : You know I reach home at 4.30pm? That leaves me 6 and a half hours to 11pm... She wants us to study 4 and a half hours... So I have 2 hours to spare! :D Goody... SO... You know the length of my hair? (waist length) Yea.. I need 1 hour to bathe, and blow dry it... Well, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE 1 MORE HOUR RIGHT?! So maybe, if i take tea and dinner in 5 minutes, finish my homework in 30 minutes, reply all messages with 5 minutes, check mail in 10 minutes, pack my bag in 4 minutes. Brush my teeth and get ready for bed in 5 minutes... Great!! :D I might just get enough time to pee.


I just hope she wont blame me for "taking an extra minute off study time to BREATHE.".


No i'm SERIOUS.

I'm no freaking superwoman you know.

Madam A : From what i see it... 1 and a half hours is too long... Human's attention span is only about 40 minutes...
Claire : Yea.. And we should have a 10 minute break after one hour.. (Or something like that)

Me : I wonder who can sit for 4 hours without peeing. Oh right. We get breaks.


OH. BREAKS. O_O So 10 minutes after every subject...

Guess i don't have time to pee after all. I knew it was all too good to be true.

So yes people. WHO FREAKING STUDIES FOR 4 AND A HALF HOURS?!

Nerd : *raises hand* OH. ME! MEEEE!!!!!
Layin : It was a rhetorical question you goof.
Nerd : Aww man... *sobs and leaves*

me : Madam. I didn't finish my homework coz i was busy studying.
Madam : Did you pee?
me : No madam.
Madam : You're excused.

So is this it? I'm gonna get stones in my bladder JUST FOR A STUPID EXAM?

Well at least i had a nice talk with Gwen today :D

Pie RULES.

Oh.

Madam M : Make sure your homeroom sees your time table tomorrow.... Now. I don't want ANY OF YOU TO TOUCH THE COMPUTER during this time! Do you understand?

Therefore. To be a good girl, I went home... AND DID MY TIME TABLE!! :D USING A COMPUTER TOO!!!


Ah. That's Layin's life for you.


TATA NOW PEOPLE.


Over and out.